A zookeeper wants to add a platypus exhibit so he starts typing a letter to the zoo's animal supplier:

Dear Sirs, please send me two platypusses.

Hmmm, that didn't sound right so he rips the paper out of the typewriter, crumples it up and starts again with a new sheet of paper:

Dear Sirs, please send me two platypi.

Nope, that didn't sound right either so he rips out that sheet of paper too. He thinks hard for a few minutes, then inserts a clean sheet of paper and types:

Dear Sirs, please send me a platypus. And while you're at it, send me another one.

good thing about staying at mom's house? my special mug is still here.




and i get to make the unholy mess that is chocolatea. (half a mug of melted chocolate chips + teabag + milk)

and my life is made.

forever.